Who the hell is this Drew Doggett dude, anyway?

Oldest brother of five, lover of Mondays, gorging myself on food analogies, student of nine Internet millionaires, owner of an alter ego named “Chef Cash.”  That’s who.

Here are a few pictures of my travels.  I've been mostly shoeless and shirtless for the last two years in some tropical haven.

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I’ll stop there.  Talking about yourself is lame.

If you want to know more, you can always read 25 intimate things about me.  Promise not to laugh?

Anyhow.

What’s this site all about? And why should you Velcro yourself to it?

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The former math tutor, out.