We've helped hundreds of business owners make more money than they ever have before
What started off as a one man marketing service has now ballooned to an unstoppable 150+ member movement of local businesses and ecom businesses who’re now kicking ass and cleaning up with our domination marketing systems.
This makes me-too marketing agencies look like a rodent infestation at the Ritz Carlton:
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Now let’s talk about getting money. Fast.
The only “shortcut” that exists online is getting above-average, badass mofo’s to do it for you.
My team and I are.
We've created hundreds of millions of dollars in combined revenue for over 150 companies who had so-so or no-no results before us.
They're now raining clients like cray cray. (I don't know what that means but it's what the kids are saying these days.)
Look, there are three undeniable reasons you haven't made as much money or expanded your company as much as you want:
- Competition
- Lack of (online marketing) skills
- Evil (ok, maybe not evil... but less good) marketing agencies
Well guess what?
Our “Bling Cake” model is the solution for that pollution.
We don’t compete; we dominate.
We don’t master one stream of online income for you (though that's what most businesses start with so they can see we have our big boy pants on); we master several.
Essentially, we provide a service that does not cost our clients anything:
For every dime you employ in Bling Cake's marketing models, you're making $1-$3 back, or more.
The margins are (typically) insane.
And addictively sweet.
And abso-fucking-lutely we money-back-guarantee our services.
Only my mentors offer the same guarantee as I do. No other "competing" marketing agency can touch us.
So it’s no surprise this shit works.
Incredibly well.
Not just for a specific industry, either:
And that's just the beginning. There are thousands of businesses that could be making a lot more money if they used Bling Cake's recipes.
Here are just a handful of our (randomly colored) SEO results:
How about some Google Ads case studies for Personal Injury attorneys:
Our secret 1-to-1 method of running ads (for any industry) increases the ad relevance, which increases the Quality Score, which decreases the cost.
Result? We bring in more, highly qualified clients for less cost than the competition:
I love getting these emails:
I know you’re skeptical, but c’mon, no one – not even the slickest of gurus – could fake the funk on all these testimonials. Jeff says it best:
This page is getting a little bloated, so I’ll cut it off here.
And when you just can’t take sitting on the sidelines any longer: